BBs can solve any crisis.

I don’t really know enough about Blackberries to make any snide comments — I just see them as these instruments that assist corporate-ish types to  dish out corporate justice corporately.  Blackberries were made with the yuppie in mind: quick communication by frivolously pushing email to you, and reassuring you that your Blackberry is the perfect elitist tool by giving you BBM…which is great until you realize that everyone else either has GTalk, Whatsapp or another form of instant messaging at their disposal.

But I digress — its QWERTY keyboard, despite its minuscule size that can out-finick the finickiest of fingers, is a godsend in the age of busted rubberized keypads and unresponsive touchscreens.  Nay, this rant is really just about an online ad I saw for the Curve.  Or Bold.  Or whatever it’s called.

Take a look at that snide young man at the top, with the two ladies flanking him on either side — now, that’s what I call multi-tasking.  I sincerely hope your BB can help you with that.

Gah.  I’m so thirsty.