Despite how it looks, I'm not fellating the microphone.

Tai is musically inclined!

Sometimes, I back up Paolo Delfino with the Short Attention Span band and contribute vocals and kazoo licks.

No, seriously, kazoo licks.

They’re underrated.

You can also sample my music with the widget on the left, or visit my Reverbnation page!  You’re no doubt listening to some of my stuff now — if you’re still reading this, you have my utmost sincere respect.  What I lack in guitar virtuoso-ness is made up with my ability to sing with a proper American accent (I’m special that way) and my piercing lyrics about my ability to sing with a proper American accent.

I also wrote a song about Galactus.  It was pretty fucking awesome.

That’s all for now.

Oh.  Wait.  You can also view me on Youtube here.  I don’t update as much as I’d like to, but at the very least, I’d give you a good laugh.

Alright.  That’s really all for now.