Hola!  I’m Ian.  I’m currently living in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, and I’m slogging it out by working as an Account Manager with a small local advertising agency.  I also write and perform my own songs, though I haven’t been doing much of either these days: more and more commitments have started to rear their ugly heads.

I have issues with the world around me, as well as myself, although I always try to shift the blame onto the world so that I feel better.  It’s only natural, and I hope you understand.  I project wide-eyed cynicism, but I’m really a closeted optimist.

This blog/website is basically an excuse for me to spend a paltry amount of money to gain a small degree of notoriety — I’m incredibly shameless, and every small bit of recognition gets blown out of proportion so that I appear bigger than I really am.  (Though that’s quite hard, seeing how incredibly fat I am.)

If, for some strange reason, you’d like to get in touch with me, you can find me at my Facebook page.  You can see the two links on the left; I’m gratuitously whoring myself to you.  Add me as a friend, and become a fan!  Also, add me on Twitter!  I’ve been told that I can be quite wise when my head isn’t in my ass.

Salut!