Han Solo: Caught In The Act!

I obviously need something to do on a Friday night besides staying at home and playing with Lego minifigurines, but, in all honesty, could you ever resist from taking photos like these?

"No, really, although she's human, she's yellow! I'm just trying to show her that Corellians aren't bigots!"

"He was just looking for his cock-ring in my rectum, honest."

"I thought that I had to pull the lever to get the fondue. Really."

 

Don’t be too disturbed — it is, after all, art.